Game of Thrones - S03E04 And now his watch has ended

Después de una semana de descanso, vuelvo a la carga, y no se me ocurre una manera mejor de hacerlo que hablando del último capitulazo de Game of Thrones, "And now his watch has ended". ¿Lo habéis visto? ¡Pues seguid leyendo!

After one week out, I am back, and I cannot think in another way better to begin than talking about the latest episode of Game of Thrones, "And now his watch has ended". Have you seen it? So keep reading! 

No se ni por donde empezar. Después de la escena gore y al más puro estilo de Tarantino, nos encontramos con Jaime con la mano colgada al cuello. Después de innumerables abusos ("I don't think I had ever seen a man drink horse piss that fast"), parece que se está rindiendo, pero por suerte tenemos a Brienne para recordarle que acaba de saborear lo que es la vida real. 

I don't even know where to start. After the gore and Tarantino's style scene of last episode, we find Jaime with his hand tied to his neck. After uncountable abuses "("I don't think I had ever seen a man drink horse piss that fast"), it seems that he's given up. Thankfully, we've got Brienne there to remind him that he has just tasted what real life is. 

En King's Landing, nos encontramos con Varys, en el que se centran un poquito para contarnos sus orígenes, y cómo acabó siendo un eunuco. Básicamente: decirle a Tyrion que la venganza se sirve en plato frío. "I have no doubt the revenge you want will be yours in time, if you have the stomach for it". Genial también las escenas de Varys con Olenna Tyrell, en la que se ve quienes son los que realmente manejan los hilos en la capital. Otro capítulo en el que casi no le vemos el pelo a Tyrion, esperemos que lo estén reservando para algo genial. 

At King's Landing, we find Varys, whose origins are revealed. They tell us the story of how he became an eunuch basicly to say that revenge is served in a cold dish: "I have no doubt the revenge you want will be yours in time, if you have the stomach for it". Also great his scene with Olenna Tyrell, in which we can see who really has the control of the capital. And another episode gone with Tyrion appearing as a secondary character... Hope they have something cool prepared for him soon!

Y hablando de venganzas y de liarla, vaya la que se ha montado en la casa de Craster. La sublevación de la Night's Watch asesinando a Craster y al Lord Commander no creo que formase parte del juramento que hicieron, pero la ocasión le ha servido a Sam para huir con su novia y el niño. Claro que huir a la nieve sin alimento con un bebé llorando y con todo lleno de white walkers tampoco me parece la mejor idea del mundo. 

And talking about revenge, what the hell has happened at Craster's? I believe the rising of the Night's Watch and killing Craster and the Lord Commander wasn't part of their votes, was it? But Sam has taken advantage of it and has run away with his girlfriend and her newborn baby. Of course that running away in the snow with no supplies and a lot of white walkers outside isn't either such a good option. 

Cada capítulo que pasa estoy más enamorada de Margaery. Verla manipular a Joffrey y fingir que disfruta de sus perversiones es genial, aunque no se hasta donde fiarme de las promesas que le hace a Sansa. Cersei sigue sin fiarse un pelo, que por cierto, vaya "Bazinga!" que se ha llevado con Tywin "I don't distrust you because you are a woman. I distrust you because you are not as smarter as you think you are". ¡Vaya escenaca!

Every episode I'm more in love with Margaery. I just love watching her manipulate Joffrey, but I do not like it that much when she does it with Sansa. Cersei doesn't buy her tenderness, and by the way, what a Bazinga with Tywin "I don't distrust you because you are a woman. I distrust you because you are not as smarter as you think you are". What a scene!

En cuanto a Theon, cada vez entiendo menos de esta historia. ¿Para qué carajo lo rescató en un principio? ¿Y a qué viene la historieta de que el era un niño cuando se lo llevaron? Repito que no me he leído más allá del tercer libro, pero no pillo nada el objetivo de esta parte de la historia. Lo único que me ha gustado ha sido la frase de "My real father lost his head at King's Landing". 

And Theon... what the hell? Really, I don't get a shit about this part. Why did he rescue at the beginning? Which is the objective of his childhood story? I repeat I haven't read more than the third book, but I'm completely lost here. The only thing I liked was the quote of "My real father lost his head at King's Landing". 

La Brotherhood Without Banners parece ser la única que aún tiene gente con un mínimo sentido del honor después de que el último perdiese la cabeza, y hasta a the Hound lo van a someter a un juicio. Ya veremos cómo se las apaña Beric Dondarrion para acabar con este, porque por muchos huevos que le haya echado Arya no creo que se atreva. 

The Brotherhood Without Banners seems to be the only ones with honor, since the last one lost his head, and they think that even the Hound deserves a trial. We'll see how Beric Dondarrion manages to win against this huge fucking beast, 'cause despite Arya's courage, I don't believe she'll be of much help. 

Y para acabar, la escenaca final. Oh my fucking God. Quién puede no estar enamorado de esta mujer. Tras "cederle" el dragón, Daenerys se hace con el poder del ejército. ¿La primera orden? Que se carguen a todos los que mandan y que liberen a los esclavos. ¿La segunda? Dracarys. ¿Y la tercera? Que desde ese momento son libre y que quién quiera puede seguirla, a lo que le sigue una clara ovación por parte del ejército. Orgásmica. Simplemente genial. 

And to end with, the final awesome scene. Oh my fucking God. After "giving away" her dragon, Daenerys assumes the command of the slave army. The first command? To kill every master of the city and release the slaves. The second one? Dracarys. And the third? That they are now free and whoever decides to follow her will be welcomed, which is followed by an acclamation. Orgasmic. Just great. 

Y en cuanto a los libros, esta semana tengo poquito que decir, ya que han seguido casi al pie de la letra el capítulo. Algún que otro cambio como siempre en la historia de Varys - que no sucede - y en la de los Tyrell, pero solo añadir y nada de quitar. Hasta el momento el mejor capítulo, y me preocupa que esto solo esté comenzando. 

And concerning the books, I have no complaints this week, 'cause it was almost the same. They have introduced some changes in the stories of Varys - which doesn't exist - and the Tyrells, but everything by adding stuff. It's the best episode till the moment, and I am worried this has just began.